Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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Top comments
JohnE3 0
But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
BadPinkKitty07 0
she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake
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Comments (115)
thedivinecomeD 0
my aunt once screamed at the wendys drive thru person because she wanted a big mac. but this ranks #2 in fastfood restaurant embaracement tho :)
CronosDage 0
Krystal Burger? WTF?
MangeMoi_fml 0
"Welcome to King Burger, where you can have it your way, but DONT get crazy.." *Rolls neck and points finger for ghetto emphasis*
allmidnighteyes 11
Gurrrl, I will CUT you
lem0n_fml 0
SAHCURRITY. SUH. CURRITY. He tried to FIGHT me.
iamelrebel 0
your mom is a badass
angry_wildebeast 0
what a dumb redneck! what is a better exaple than this? some fatass bitching in Krystal hahahaha
mpclaw 3
your mom eats too many burgers. I'll bet her but is huge!
owyngoertz_xo 0
krystal is a douchebag
sohdope 3
your mom is the shit
mylifepwnz 0
well she wad drunk so..,
PapSmearNinja 4
wtf is krystal burger? sounds nasty like eating a hookers beef curtain