Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML
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Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
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luckylea24 7
Carpool!
fadingaway 17
Why was your dog in street?
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Comments (110)
SpearD 4
Your life may suck, but look at it this way, you can get another dog, and raise it yourself. It won't be the same, but you have to move on. Or you can just say "Hey, sh*t happens" and be done with it. Sorry about your dog though.
BlondeBubbles 6
*apologize
worldclassrager 41
at least he stopped instead of just kept going...
luc887_fml 28
Well at least he was sorry. When my dog was run over by a car 4 years ago the driver just left and never came back. Luckily a neighbor had heard what had happened and quickly took us to the nearest vet.
missadoodikins 9
The irony of him having to pay 2 emergency vet bills.
laxforevrr 0
niice apology bro:)
BRicci17 4
Bo Burnham anyone?
dc295 3
This is from Bo Burnham's irony song.
zero_mercy 5
Here is something very philosophical, i just can't put my finger on it