Animals: Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking...

By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

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Creepy

By dogless - 15/10/2019 06:00

Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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Dog's dinner

By Bad Pet Sitter - 27/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By ambulancedriver - 12/09/2009 18:35 - Poland

Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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luckylea24 7

Friday 17 August 2012 17:10

Carpool!

fadingaway 17

Friday 17 August 2012 17:08

Why was your dog in street?

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Friday 17 August 2012 22:37

And you let your dong run loose why?

FuzzyJack 15

Friday 17 August 2012 23:41

A running dong, well that's new. Couldn't resist, sorry. I'm sure OP didn't let their dog loose on purpose. It's just an unfortunate accident.

captainburke 5

Friday 17 August 2012 22:39

True, but that was a weak attempt to distract you from the issue. I'm sorry, op!

Cassandrax731 5

Friday 17 August 2012 22:52

Oh wow. Insensitivity at its finest.

penguin182 18

Friday 17 August 2012 23:26

Bo Burnham? Anyone?

Harlequin073 6

Friday 17 August 2012 23:38

Well he has a point

brucebaxter 2

Friday 17 August 2012 23:52

YDI for beeng and annoying ideeeot

brucebaxter 2

Friday 17 August 2012 23:55

YDI for beeeng and stoopid ideeooot

PhishloverA 14

Saturday 18 August 2012 1:18

FYL OP. I accidentally Voted YDI, but you don't deserve it. You may not think someone could accidentally vote YDI, but it's possible. Trust me

halfbloodprinces_fml 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:45

Especially if you're on FML mobile.

SpokenReasons 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 2:08

learn how to spell apologize really I'm probably younger than you

wobbledewobble 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 2:56

I'm so sorry for your loss. I know that's horrible

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Creepy

Dog's dinner

Murderer!

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