Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Birmingham, United States
Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML
toadface
United States
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
dog got ur phone
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Dog dad
United States
Dogs for Christmas
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Argument ender
Today, I was arguing with my girlfriend when my dog brought me a squeaky toy and tried shoving it into my hand so I could throw it for him. Out of habit, I grabbed it, but then it squeaked every time I tried to make a serious point. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
peanuts
United States
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Oww
United States
Ungrateful doggo
Today, my dog was trying to chew on his bone, but he kept losing it because he still has to wear the cone of shame. He eventually lost it completely. When I tried to help him by picking it up, he bit my arm. FML
Top comments
GoogieWithers 25
Dogs are silly, he may have heard you saying it was an Apple?
extremereviews 26
That bitch
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Cedar Buero 8
Yes, I know I should watch where I put my things. But my dog has never chewed up anything before and I had put my phone in the exact same place that I always do and she hadn't touched it until that night. Surprisingly the phone did survive although I ended up getting a new one because I didn't know how long it would survive cracked all to hell with the screen flashing.
Esoluoy 10
I mean c'mon you can buy another phone, but if your dog had died from swallowing glass shards or had some serious complications? What's with all the comments hating on the dog? It's an animal, it's your responsibility as a human with a well developed brain to keep objects away from animals/children. Not only for your sake but for their own as well.