Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. He ran straight into a muddy pond, came back to shake himself off, and got mud all over my freshly cleaned white hoodie. A stranger passing by gave us a thumbs up and said, “Good boy!” I'm not sure who he was talking to. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
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MisterDoctor 12
Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.
xy798 8
Your dog came out to you. In the park. In front of other people. Sounds wonderful.
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Comments (113)
superrocket19 17
At least it wasn't you with them.....
superrocket19 17
I just got my new profile pic :D
PhishloverA 14
Ménage a twa doggy style!
HortonThelephant 15
46 - Done!
Sputnikspak 13
Ehn, my dog has done that. He also regularly tries to hump the cat. It's a dominance thing, unless your dog isn't fixed, in which case, shame on you. Even female dogs do that.
RedPillSucks 33
Even if your dog is fixed. Mine is neutered and still humps things, alive or dead. He has a wool blanket that he's suppose to sleep with, but he only uses it for "sexy time". Once we came across a dead deer and I had to yank his horny ass off the thing.
klovemachine 24
Ewwwwwwww
MrsAlexander83 10
There have been documented cases that humans aren't the only ones who participate in homosexual relationships. On a side note, I knew a dog once who could give himself a *******...first dog I've ever seen that moaned with pleasure! Those instances are very uncomfortable, so I hope you just left or turned away! Lol
dannnngthatsux 19
I grew up with a dog that did that to himself. When he felt scared, he'd curl up under the table and... No he didn't learn that from family. We didn't accept kisses from him either.
fakkumairaifu 14
I just hope it was a threeway with other dogs.
Mopmob02 18
What was he the catcher or the pitcher? Or maybe the he was the dog doing both O_o
sonspeedy 4
He wasn't doing a three way. If you know anything about dogs, you'd know it is the way they try and show who's alpha male in the group.
dannnngthatsux 19
There is no alpha male, in dogs or wolves. It's a crappy old badly done study. If there was, female dogs wouldn't have multiple partnered puppies in the same litter. And there would be a boat loss of animals attacking owners as they fight for dominance.
foREVer_A7X_17 2
not to get technical, but dogs dont just have sex just to do it, they have sex to produce pups, and im sure he knew that the other dog was a boy and therefor he wouldnt have done it...
RedPillSucks 33
Since when do dogs, or any other animal, know what the results of having sex is. They do it because it's one of the animal drives. It feels good, or it's used for domination.
lainzilla 14
Actually pretty much every animal on the planet has sex just for the sake of having sex. And pretty much every animal has also been observed engaging in homosexual activity as well. Humans aren't so magically enlightened that we're the only animal that knows sex feels good, mate.
Steffi 26
It's pretty well known that dogs can be gay.
CrazyManNo9 29
Uhhhh, he's a dog. Get over yourself.