Animals: Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated...

By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By aXel - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By redmethod87 - 08/04/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00

Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

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MisterDoctor 12

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:04

Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.

xy798 8

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:04

Your dog came out to you. In the park. In front of other people. Sounds wonderful.

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PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:08

That's probably one trick you regret teaching him. They do say that pets resemble their owners.

CanCann 16

Tuesday 11 December 2012 19:07

Resemble. Not imitate.

DKjazz 20

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:09

Were they doing it doggy-style?

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 11 December 2012 10:53

I'm sure they were.

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:11

Canine-centipede?

Sandman366 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:27

Canipede.

bandeek 30

Tuesday 11 December 2012 22:25

when I said that in my head it sounded like 'can of pee'. made me giggle a little.

xSunnyOlivia 17

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:12

Partaaaayyy!

His_Holiness 18

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:13

Ydi for teaching him that trick!

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:33

Dogs have needs too, I figure

license2chill 5

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:36

At least they weren't connected in a circle, lol

LovesSushi 25

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:40

They were all willing participants, right?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 11 December 2012 16:06

Not the one in the front.

dannnngthatsux 19

Saturday 5 March 2016 0:33

Possibly.

mrtjawesome 14

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:49

I assume by your name that you were a bit jealous?

giazz 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 14:23

Lol

Coooodyyy 8

Tuesday 11 December 2012 8:51

Hahahahahahahahhaha

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