Love: Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my...

By CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 14:52 - United States - Hartford

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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karelmart12 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:15

You're a ******* idiot.

Humanoid_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:33

I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.

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karelmart12 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:15

You're a ******* idiot.

Mikebiff19632 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:08

next time tie ur damn shoes.. no need to embarras him like that

Lucy Vesquez 12

Sunday 4 June 2017 7:44

your* embarrass*

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:56

You can't really blame him. He probably thought you were crazy.

Masta_Blasta 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:52

how thoughtful since ur already down.

Humanoid_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:33

I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.

xADyingSoulx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:55

Dumbfuck. FHisL.

abcnonamecba 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:08

Comment moderated.

AutumnGirlSoup 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:02

**** LOVE

Hikarishimizu 13

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:52

You sound like a.....weird person, OP. And judging by the name you put as the submitter, you like anime. You're probably one of those weird, overly clingy, socially awkward otaku people. Don't get me wrong, I like Japanese stuff. (See username.) But I'm not weird. You are. YDI.