FML : Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand...

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CaptainSosuke / Tuesday 27 January 2009 01:54 / United States

Love

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By karelmart12 | 0

#81365 - Saturday 4 April 2009 07:15

You're a fucking idiot.

By Humanoid_fml | 0

#283763 - Monday 8 June 2009 09:33

I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.

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By karelmart12 | 0

#81365 - Saturday 4 April 2009 07:15

You're a fucking idiot.

By Mikebiff19632 | 0

#127563 - Monday 20 April 2009 10:08

next time tie ur damn shoes.. no need to embarras him like that

Lucy Vesquez | 12

#7465084 - Sunday 4 June 2017 07:44

your* embarrass*

By 24788 | 5

#155991 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:56

You can't really blame him. He probably thought you were crazy.

By Masta_Blasta | 0

#225435 - Sunday 24 May 2009 12:52

how thoughtful since ur already down.

By Humanoid_fml | 0

#283763 - Monday 8 June 2009 09:33

I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.

By xADyingSoulx | 0

#389256 - Sunday 12 July 2009 05:55

Dumbfuck. FHisL.

By abcnonamecba | 0

#1079972 - Monday 12 July 2010 12:08

Comment moderated.

By AutumnGirlSoup | 0

#1224894 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 11:02

FUCK LOVE

By Hikarishimizu | 13

#1298957 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 09:52

You sound like a.....weird person, OP. And judging by the name you put as the submitter, you like anime. You're probably one of those weird, overly clingy, socially awkward otaku people. Don't get me wrong, I like Japanese stuff. (See username.) But I'm not weird. You are. YDI.