Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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flashback.miss 28
just creepy. change doctors and take appropriate action.
Benchyface 11
Considered that maybe your bra was tighter than your friends? Don't always jump to the worst conclusion.
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aargol721 3
At least it means you have a nice set
JennNoVa 8
Report him! Who knows what he might be doing to other patients!
JennNoVa 8
Anyone who thinks 'You deserved it" needs professional help!
jamesheat11 14
People say report HIM... HE'S creepy. I thought when dealing with the body, male doctors are only supposed to do that with guys and female doctors look at the women
QueenSaru 28
Almost all the OBGYN's at our hospital are male. There's no rule saying males examine males and females examine females. However, you CAN request a chaperone if you're female and feel uncomfortable, plus, most people choose their doctors (here in Canada anyway) so if an opposite sex doctor bothers you, then find a different doctor?
jamesheat11 14
Oh because whenever I got my physical and had to get touched, it was a male doctor. When my mom does it, she has a female doctor. All my brothers and father have male doctors and step mother has female doctor
QueenSaru 28
Yeah it's quite possible that it's either a coincidence or that they specifically chose a same sex doctor. My parents, brother, and I all have the same family doctor and he's male, my OBGYN is male, my rheumatologist is male as well. I think it's possible that there are still more male doctors than female though. Though my father's chest doctor (sorry, drawing a blank on the proper term XD) is female.
jamesheat11 14
I think they do it because the male knows the males body the best and females know females the best. Either that or they don't want pervert doctors
icepick23 12
At least you know you're hotter than your friends...enjoy the attention & relax!
riiich 3
dont hate the doctor for liking boobies :D
jerry2011 4
Next time, go without wearing one
6812 6
My doctors have had me do this before. Some times I even have to take off a couple of layers. The even check my stomach by tapping on many places in it.
nessiepoopoo 8
It may be that your bra was for example thicker and/or covering exactly that areal of lungs he wanted to listen to. It could be that it was tighter.
HunterMark 14
Let the sueance begin