Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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flashback.miss 28
just creepy. change doctors and take appropriate action.
Benchyface 11
Considered that maybe your bra was tighter than your friends? Don't always jump to the worst conclusion.
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sietseld 13
Did he just have you unhook your bra? There is nothing creepy about simply unhooking if that was all he saw. If he had you take it off in some way that he saw your breasts, or reached around to touch you, that would be inappropriate. You may have been wearing an especially tight bra or your body type may make it necessary for him to request that to hear you properly. I doubt your body is exactly like your friends' bodies so you can't really compare.
crayyola 7
Prevent doctors -.-
martin8337 36
Giggity?
funsizedbecka 9
That's actually common. Most doctors ask you to remove your bra.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
Then that tells me you're the hot one out of all your friends.
monnanon 14
and of course you all have the exact same medical history meaning that you are examined in exactly the same way. if this was a routine check up then yeah its creepy but as long as your top was still on then its not really too bad. if you went it with a tight and painful chest then this might be legit. its a slim chance but it might.
Slimbo305 11
Lol
DeadManRollin 6
Reminds me of Joey's tailor in FRIENDS. haha
kthsdm 12
Jesus where do you lay people get this kind of ideas? Females in general respire via thoraco-abdominal breathing as opposed to men who usually breathe via abdomino-thoraco instead.Hence it's very difficult to see chest movement in females during quiet respiration, especially due to the amount of adipose tissue. With a bra, it's probably impossible. Don't simply judge the poor doc. Sheeesh. Respiratory rate is a vital sign. It's mandatory for him to evaluate. We see hundreds of breasts on a daily basis. We seriously couldn't careless. Give the guy a break. His probably sleep deprived as it is.
bdawg92 3
Well maybe all your friends have small boobs and there bras don't restrict him from checking there breathing but for you it does :)... Just a thought