Intimacy: Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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You deserved it 55 404

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 262

You deserved it 34 533

By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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You deserved it 3 415

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 40 155

By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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You deserved it 13 414

By ledentist - 12/09/2012 02:24 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 2 298

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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You deserved it 3 241

By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 541

You deserved it 188

Sheldaddy 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:02

I guess you've been getting your freak on

Doortje 29

Saturday 22 January 2011 20:07

You totally deserved that. Didn't you check your teeth before going to the dentist?

Comments

tlccarino 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:45

that's just awesome!!

Rheannon 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:54

Man none of you have had braces. it takes forever to floss its frustrating And difficult. I hated it.

Maggithaaa 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:44

just because it's difficult doesn't mean you shouldn't do it!!! gross

jezzz111 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:08

That's gross op. I hope your dentist gave you a long talk about proper dental hygiene.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:10

So your life is ****** because you not only aren't maintaining proper dental hygiene, but because you're one of those disgusting people that goes to the dentist/orthodontist without making a thorough check of what nastiness you have lodged in your hardware? It's not difficult to feel a hair in your mouth, braces or no braces. You deserve the humiliation for being nasty.