By yanksbitethebig1 - 16/03/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML
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jarofarts 0

i used to work at target doing that job. you're not missing out.

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wowFML123 0

I don't get why you're complaining. Military school obviously leaves you with an inferior education for working at Target. There's stocking shelves, answering phones, operating a cash register, mopping floors. You may even have to show customers where things are located in the store. I think you may actually have to have your PhD to work there.

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jarofarts 0

i used to work at target doing that job. you're not missing out.

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ChronoZaga 0

Uh..Aim higher? (Sorry, bad Air Force pun intended)

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ryguy997 0

aim, target, you aim things at a target? 2 pun for the price of one!

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GameRater01 0

Balls, that's some oversight right there for you.

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jSOPURE 3

Forget Target. I have a couple of friends that used to work there and they all hated it. With your credentials, you can find a better and more useful job. Good luck with everything. :)

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Jimboom 11

Damm right. You can do better. But if it makes you feel better ride a tank or something through the store! ;)

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dragonrider1959 18

Psychotic much? Jk But seriously nothing illegal

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n3k0_fml 0

I'd totally do what #5 said. ;D

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k649 0

Well...Target IS really cut-throat.

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vitaminsandminer 0

the economy is shitty, they probably just didnt want to risk you randomly leaving for something better

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wowFML123 0

I don't get why you're complaining. Military school obviously leaves you with an inferior education for working at Target. There's stocking shelves, answering phones, operating a cash register, mopping floors. You may even have to show customers where things are located in the store. I think you may actually have to have your PhD to work there.

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phazetryhard 10

Depends westpoint and the naval academy are excellent schools with excellent education options so this post is partially incorrect buddy.

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Sansational_ 18

#102 Sarcasm: Apparently Not Your Thing

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could_be_funny 0

#9 - I hope you're trying to be sarcastic....either way =fail OP: Like #4 said I'm sure that you can get a better job

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