By yanksbitethebig1 - 16/03/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML
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i used to work at target doing that job. you're not missing out.

I don't get why you're complaining. Military school obviously leaves you with an inferior education for working at Target. There's stocking shelves, answering phones, operating a cash register, mopping floors. You may even have to show customers where things are located in the store. I think you may actually have to have your PhD to work there.

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i used to work at target doing that job. you're not missing out.

Uh..Aim higher? (Sorry, bad Air Force pun intended)

aim, target, you aim things at a target? 2 pun for the price of one!

Balls, that's some oversight right there for you.

Forget Target. I have a couple of friends that used to work there and they all hated it. With your credentials, you can find a better and more useful job. Good luck with everything. :)

Damm right. You can do better. But if it makes you feel better ride a tank or something through the store! ;)

Psychotic much? Jk But seriously nothing illegal

I'd totally do what #5 said. ;D

Well...Target IS really cut-throat.

the economy is shitty, they probably just didnt want to risk you randomly leaving for something better

I don't get why you're complaining. Military school obviously leaves you with an inferior education for working at Target. There's stocking shelves, answering phones, operating a cash register, mopping floors. You may even have to show customers where things are located in the store. I think you may actually have to have your PhD to work there.

Depends westpoint and the naval academy are excellent schools with excellent education options so this post is partially incorrect buddy.

#102 Sarcasm: Apparently Not Your Thing

#9 - I hope you're trying to be sarcastic....either way =fail OP: Like #4 said I'm sure that you can get a better job