Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
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Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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ambowew 7
Quick! Go retrieve them, they will be eternally grateful.
tnlander 20
Toys are memories. You should have at least talked to her about it first.
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gracehi 33
I understood it. She was referencing the part when Woody and Buzz get left behind by the van, and Buzz is talking about getting to the space ship and completing his mission. Then Woody exclaims with grand gestures, "You are a child's play thing!" And Buzz replies, "You are a sad strange little man." I was simply pointing out that OP's daughter is not a man, but a WOman.
gracehi 33
I'm sorry. *He was referencing. I'm more than halfway through a Four Loco and I'm a tee bit wipsy. Forgive my gender assumptions. I don't know why I thought Penguin Bitch was female. He's a regular. Maybe it's the "bitch" in his name.
winkydog4056 16
Oops, my comment was for #14, not #1....though the same insensitive Princess B.
ideasrule 13
The only disturbing part about your daughter is that she thinks toys have feelings. Otherwise, it's not unusual to have a sentimental attachment to childhood memories and anything that evokes them. My parents had to move about once per year due to financial reasons, and in the process they threw out every toy I've ever had. I really wish I didn't let them do that, because now I don't have any childhood souvenirs to be nostalgic about.
JustTemporary 24
-,- she is over reacting but you don get rid of someone else's stuff without their consent.
ayamekiba 13
It doesn't take long to ask someone what toys they want to give away. My mom asks me every so often if I have any toys or clothes I wouldn't mind giving away.
needsagf14 12
I'd probably flip out. Idk why though
ilovefall10 21
Um, whoa. Kinda a dick move on your part, don't you think? How would you like it if someone gave away something of yours without asking? Also , just because she is a teen , she can't enjoy childhood things?
acetheone 8
toys have feelings too op. your daughter needs to grow up.fyl
gracehi 33
*Cartman's voice* Oh! It all makes sense now!