Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
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Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Quick! Go retrieve them, they will be eternally grateful.
tnlander 20
Toys are memories. You should have at least talked to her about it first.
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Comments (144)
theimprobableone 2
You should have considered what your daughter genuinely need if you do love her.
Therewhenneeded 16
Maybe it was more that her things were given away without her permission. There may have been genuine attachment to them. I've had that happen to me several times with people giving away my old stuff. I kept it around for a reason but they felt my opinion and wants were irrelevant. That said, if she was truly upset because she believes they have feelings and will be hurt that they were abandoned...well...wow.
TcheQ 12
How dare you throw her toys out without her permission you soulless c/nt
jinxbitch 3
Have you never seen toy story?! Toys for life, bro.
TcheQ 12
Congratulations, your daughter has disowned and will never forgive you. Hope you enjoy being responsible for the breakdown of your entire family. You are as soulless as the toys you threw away.
andreua 0
My father used to do that to me. It doesn't feel good! D:
bexxiiee 11
Probably should've asked her permission first... After all, they were hers, not yours.
Steel_BZ 8
Toy Story is the shit!! & it could be a psychological connection with her toys, they might be a connection to her childhood, you don't know.
surrealJC 4
they weren't yours to give away.
EZMocks 1
she may not have a "relationship" with them, but they have some centimental (however you spell it) value to her. its also attatched to her childhood, so they might be important in that way :P