Anonymous
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Anonymous
Harbor City, United States
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
streaker?
Langenhagen, Germany
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
heather
Canada
Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Timv86
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
It is though
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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asausa 11
Better go ahead and have a talk with her OP. Maybe she's seen a little too much on the TV/Computer/Internet
fakedsincerity 32
ugh. please stop.
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Comments (70)
crazypeach 15
Already popping the peach
themostunlucky_fml 14
For the love of God keep her away from omegle
gingerlover01 24
maybe she doesn't understand
DanielleinDC 34
That's really, really sad that kids are sexualized so young. I can only hope you told her that you'll take her when she turns 18.
Platinum69 8
Maybe your daughter watches too much tv or internet or is around adults too much. She can't possibly have thought of this without something to spark it. Are you sure she is doing 9 year old stuff and not inappropriate communication or other worse things you haven't been aware of? Pervs are everywhere, especially online.
naviajack626 16
I can't even walk into Victoria Secret because of feeling uncomfortable and I'm 20! Well almost...
CarleeLynneXO 5
lock her up and throw away the key.
waleedma 18
9 and knows victoria secret..... Good luck..
wow2mylife 25
I used to think the had cute regular tank tops and cute shorts I was wrong maybe that what she is talking about
Lazer_Katz 10
What has this child seen or heard...?