Kids: Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 786

You deserved it 2 668

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 605

You deserved it 14 089

By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 294

You deserved it 621

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 579

You deserved it 3 418

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 255

You deserved it 2 026

By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 607

You deserved it 8 852

By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 468

You deserved it 52 317

By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 457

You deserved it 7 173

By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 693

You deserved it 10 424

By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 237

You deserved it 275

It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 977

You deserved it 3 084

Next

Top comments

asausa 11

Monday 9 May 2016 0:24

Better go ahead and have a talk with her OP. Maybe she's seen a little too much on the TV/Computer/Internet

fakedsincerity 32

Monday 9 May 2016 0:58

ugh. please stop.

Comments

crazypeach 15

Monday 9 May 2016 17:03

Already popping the peach

themostunlucky_fml 14

Monday 9 May 2016 17:57

For the love of God keep her away from omegle

gingerlover01 24

Monday 9 May 2016 20:44

maybe she doesn't understand

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 9 May 2016 21:04

That's really, really sad that kids are sexualized so young. I can only hope you told her that you'll take her when she turns 18.

Platinum69 8

Monday 9 May 2016 21:47

Maybe your daughter watches too much tv or internet or is around adults too much. She can't possibly have thought of this without something to spark it. Are you sure she is doing 9 year old stuff and not inappropriate communication or other worse things you haven't been aware of? Pervs are everywhere, especially online.

naviajack626 16

Monday 9 May 2016 23:35

I can't even walk into Victoria Secret because of feeling uncomfortable and I'm 20! Well almost...

CarleeLynneXO 5

Tuesday 10 May 2016 2:20

lock her up and throw away the key.

waleedma 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:38

9 and knows victoria secret..... Good luck..

wow2mylife 25

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:09

I used to think the had cute regular tank tops and cute shorts I was wrong maybe that what she is talking about

Lazer_Katz 10

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:44

What has this child seen or heard...?

1
2
3
4
5

Keywords

Video games Gamers Annoying Birthday Money Cute Kids Health Love Weird Awkward Relatable Abuse Scams Social Media School Education Parents Anger issues Teenagers Family Miscellaneous Relationship advice Capitalism Public freakouts Mental health Grieving Music Geek Poopoo peepee

The Top

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 409

You deserved it 8 930

Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother, and my mom texted me, asking to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 457

You deserved it 2 906

The Top

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 167

You deserved it 8 167

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 254

You deserved it 357

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 37

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 538

You deserved it 2 081

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 039

You deserved it 2 118

Today, my boyfriend of almost 5 years told me that his reason for staying with me is because he doesn't want to go through our storage unit to decide who would get what. We've had the storage unit for 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 921

You deserved it 98