Wait, you can do that? This guy's a genius!

Learning to keep seething hatred from boiling over is needed to have a long marriage!

That's the funniest, most logical thing a husband has ever said to completely empty a wife's argument on any subject. Even if she wins, she loses. Tell me the email and I'll send the chosen gift certificate for dinner with enough for drinks. Although, it's anonymous. I'll never know if the person is truthful. Go to cousins tomorrow around noon in Shoemakersville, PA and it's on me. that's Monday, aug 24th.

That's a pro gamer move, if ever I've heard one.

I tried that. I learned real quick it doesn't work and only serves to exponentialy whatever argument is occuring. I also realized the dumber the argument the longer the extension. one must always endure the pain. lesson learned.

You must be a horrible person to be around.

Why marry your spouse if you hate them

Counseling or divorce.

He probably has had enough of this marriage. Face the truth and have a talk on whether he wants to file for divorce, and try to find out why he hasn't done it yet.