Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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Top comments
Rich531 21
that's not the breast way to start the day
hugoni2000 20
**** the season...
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Comments (84)
ScaredOfClowns 11
Hang on... I'm not sure how things work in crazy MURICA, but wouldn't you have taken your dad's sim card out and replaced it with your own, thus using your own mobile number..? If I'm missing something there can someone fill me in please?
trice16 10
Not all phones use SIM cards. I know we have Verizon and it's all in the phone. Depends on the carrier.
sammiaaron 16
most phone companies have stopped using Sim cards. and the ones that do use them..the Sim card is different. so it isn't usually compatible
EarlFug 19
FYL but good for them!
airassault 16
Can't unsee that for sure!
pinkponypants 12
ahhhhrrgg! at least they are still hot for each other though...
GideonRexx 6
How were they
dnissila 10
Could be worse. Could have been a dick.
dcats 13
You sucked on it, get use to it
lostinareverie 21
Your dad was a real boob not passing the info on
sammiaaron 16
look on the bright side... it wasn't her ******
pete2274 12
Hopefully one day you can have the kind of relationship with you own wife and your kids will be getting the boob pics.