By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
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colderthanyou 15

He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄

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RichardPencil 30

That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!

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iceberg 10

******* copycat suck my left titty

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RichardPencil 30

Except I "copied" you more than six hours before you plagiarized me.

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Chen Zhibang 8

Actions speak louder than so words. Your eyes might say it all, but nothing beats a ********.

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RichardPencil 30

That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!

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colderthanyou 15

He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄

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tounces7 27

Just give a thumbs up?

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whiskey'swino 15

Some may say divine intervention, others may say to hold up signs like Bugs Bunny did.

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Cowgirl1293 26

You never should have signed that contract with Ursula. Now since you have no voice you can not marry and your legs will grow back into a fin.

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Shaibear96 9

You caught me. I just wanted to be a real girl, ya know? Back to the sea it is.

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zuckerburg 21

I can just imagine the bachelorette party. "wooohoooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee imma get maarrrrriiiieeeeeeed" and then scowling at people when they ask you to quiet down a bit

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Shaibear96 9

Nah. Just a nasty cold. Though your version would have been more exciting :p. I didn't even have a bachelorette party. I sent this in over a month ago and I've just finally stopped coughing this last week. Marriage is going great though.

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jareda6x 8

Your guardian angel is trying to shut that shit down

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puizui 8

Pretty sure you can simply nod or sign to acknowledge. How else are the mute able to go ahead with the ceremony anw?

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Shaibear96 9

Yeah. I ended up whispering my vows. So my husband and the officiant could hear but the rest of the guests were sol. Everything went fine but it was hard to communicate later on when everything got loud so I didnt really get to speak with guests I hadnt seen in years and who travelled a distance to come to see us. Not ideal but that cold kicked my butt.

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