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  zuckerburg  |  21

I know you're lying. Want to know how I know you're lying? You didn't get hit, that's how. So "peace and quiet" with no "hitting in the arm/chest or a slap" is "this didn't happen to you you lying person you!"

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  OCD_NME  |  17

It did happen and now you made yourself the liar! I didn't get hit because my wife has an awesome sense of humor and the fun part was trying to annoy her because she couldn't say anything. Otherwise I woulda just said "I bet your husband will enjoy the peace and quiet" or some shit like that. Not everyone needs to lie for attention. I'm batman.

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  Shaibear96  |  9

You caught me. I just wanted to be a real girl, ya know? Back to the sea it is.

By  zuckerburg  |  21

I can just imagine the bachelorette party. "wooohoooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee imma get maarrrrriiiieeeeeeed" and then scowling at people when they ask you to quiet down a bit

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  Shaibear96  |  9

Nah. Just a nasty cold. Though your version would have been more exciting :p. I didn't even have a bachelorette party. I sent this in over a month ago and I've just finally stopped coughing this last week. Marriage is going great though.