By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 503
You deserved it 226

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He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄

That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!

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It’s a sign!!

Fucking copycat suck my left titty

He'll gladly suck your titty tho!

Except I "copied" you more than six hours before you plagiarized me.

Actions speak louder than so words. Your eyes might say it all, but nothing beats a blow job.

That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!

He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄

Just give a thumbs up?

Some may say divine intervention, others may say to hold up signs like Bugs Bunny did.

You never should have signed that contract with Ursula. Now since you have no voice you can not marry and your legs will grow back into a fin.

Shaibear96 9

You caught me. I just wanted to be a real girl, ya know? Back to the sea it is.

It's a sign

I can just imagine the bachelorette party. "wooohoooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee imma get maarrrrriiiieeeeeeed" and then scowling at people when they ask you to quiet down a bit

Shaibear96 9

Nah. Just a nasty cold. Though your version would have been more exciting :p. I didn't even have a bachelorette party. I sent this in over a month ago and I've just finally stopped coughing this last week. Marriage is going great though.

Time to leave his ass at the alter

Your guardian angel is trying to shut that shit down