Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I heard from my little nephews that in school, the father of one of their peers has his arms all covered in tattoos. Their grandpa told my nephews to stay away from people with tattoos, as they were likely criminals and wanting to kidnap children. He doesn't know I have a tattoo in my back. FML
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Aeolian 0
When you willfully break the rules, don't come crying to FML when you see the consequences.
gigi2009 0
report the car as stolen. it's your body. unless it's not actually owned by you. then suck up & buy your own
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youthink_fml 0
If you're old enough to legally get a tattoo, you're old enough to move out of your parent's house. If not, YDI.
someguy945 0
You got the tattoo "behind his back"? So it was on your Dad's stomach? I'd be upset too!
Anonymiz 4
The phrasing of the post bugged me too.
niwd_e 2
yes I also noticed it, it became clear pretty soon ;) it would have been a nice one though, secretly tatooing your dad :P
Anonymiz 4
It was immediately evident what she was TRYING to say. If it had happened the way that she wrote it, it would've been far more interesting.
lonidani9229 3
haha thats funny! lol
ArmyGTO 0
I was thinking that!
AGGoddess 2
If you're undeerage, YDI. If you're an adult and you paid for the car yourself, he is an asshole. It's your body, after all.
TheDaveCA 1
No... if the OP paid for the car, he's not an asshole, he's a car thief and some grand theft auto charges will probably get the car back in short order. it's not even about who paid for the car though, just who's name is on the registration.
minisquid 9
If OP is over 18, and owns the car, then OP's dad can tow the car off his property and kick OP out. Just saying.
schalk 12
I hope you got a tribal design, chinese symbol or a tramp stamp. They're so unique and original
BeeSkwaird 0
Hahaha
alexandraa_fml 0
Or a fairy/tinkerbell, cherries, a star or something written in latin that no one can read.
xDex_ 3
I am Chinese and I have a chinese character problem?
ImTheAlpha 30
220- No, it's only a problem when søme preppy person whø doesn't know the difference between the Asian countries gets a tattoo that they aren't sure they know the meaning of.
LordArion201 0
hurray 4 ur pappy lol, parenting win, it's pathetic to c u whining on fml for something stupid u did, ytdi
flashback.miss 28
today on Judge Judy...
cookies_for_you 0
lol #20 i thought exactly the same thing! as everyone has said, if you're dad paid for the car, you damn well deserve it.
Contivity 1
YDI: If you still are dependent on your parents, listen and follow their wishes. If you can live on your own, then you can do what you want. If the car is in your name, bought with your own money, and you're not your dad's dependant, you can report it to police as stolen.
ROFLsyrup 0
...why were you at work without your car? And since you have a JOB and live with your parents, I'm assuming for no rent, buy yourself another one. No biggie. I bought my own car for my 16th birthday...
polico_wolf 0
not really, if its in the ops name then the dad could always kick them out
Envy_fml 0
I live a block away from my job. Should I drive to work every day?
deevosee 0
don't fyl because you deserve it. i'm guessing it is a tramp stamp " because it's hidden"
brandnewkey 14
Deeeeeserve it. If nothing else you should have hidden it better...who gets a tattoo where you know your dad could see it? I hope you didn't throw a tantrum...