Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
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Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I heard from my little nephews that in school, the father of one of their peers has his arms all covered in tattoos. Their grandpa told my nephews to stay away from people with tattoos, as they were likely criminals and wanting to kidnap children. He doesn't know I have a tattoo in my back. FML
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Aeolian 0
When you willfully break the rules, don't come crying to FML when you see the consequences.
gigi2009 0
report the car as stolen. it's your body. unless it's not actually owned by you. then suck up & buy your own
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Catheec 4
1. who paid for the car? 2. who pays for rent/food/utilities? if the answer to both of those is your Dad you probably should have been smart and waited till you moved out and were paying your own way...
barnes88 0
number 3 on you big ole list there holds no value, it matters not what age she is but under who's roof they live under. thats what wrong with kids these days, their parents have no backbone and therefore their kids have no respect for their parents. just because you are 18 doesn't mean you are grown, when you move out and have some responsibility and your own place, then and only then are you grown and have the right to do what you want. until then you live under your parents rule period.
Consequences 0
If it's YOUR car, literally, then it sounds like calling the police would get your keys back. If it your father's name is on the title, then your father stopped letting you use his car because he disagrees with your behaviour.
Lehk 9
it would get the car back all right, but getting a car and losing a place to sleep does not sound like a good trade to me.
dugumit 0
wah wah wah daddy took my car my lifes over....jaysus is that all u have to stress about?
ford_f250 0
how old are u? tell ur dad to grow up. go take HIS car nd say he'll get it back wen u get urs back.
xosKsxo 0
yeah sorry dude .... haha?mmmk yeah I'm sorry you deserved that one what happens when your 80yrs old and you have a wrinkly ass drawing on your back... it's hot when your 20 but no that doesn't determine toughness just my opinion
sparkey0127 0
look on the bright side. I hear getting them removed is only 3x a much Money and pain!! oh wait that's the reality... I'm sorry here's the bright side, now you're cool as shit! everyone will love you(except those who actually count), until the next new thing happens but don't worry that usually dosent happen for ATLEAST 72 hours, well enjoy!:)
Sparkiee93 3
You do realize you had a whole lifetime in which to get a tattoo, I'm assuming you had two years or less before you where of legal age, why not wait? lolz to late now.
allmidnighteyes 11
You came home from work and your car was gone? Don't you drive it to/from work? Or do you live close enough to work that you just walk/use alternative transportation?
birds_fml 7
You are SOL if the car isn't titled in your name. You have a job, buy your own car. Then you'll be able to move out into your own apartment too. If you're grown up enough to get a picture drawn on your skin permanently, you're grown up enough to buy your own damn car, and get your own damn apartment.