Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I heard from my little nephews that in school, the father of one of their peers has his arms all covered in tattoos. Their grandpa told my nephews to stay away from people with tattoos, as they were likely criminals and wanting to kidnap children. He doesn't know I have a tattoo in my back. FML
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Aeolian 0
When you willfully break the rules, don't come crying to FML when you see the consequences.
gigi2009 0
report the car as stolen. it's your body. unless it's not actually owned by you. then suck up & buy your own
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flgirlwguitar 2
Before I had a car in my name, my mother reported it stolen. I was 19 and left without her permission. Now I have a new car and my name is on the title, she can't legally do it. OP, if the car is in your name, FYL & take it to the cops. If not, YDI.
flgirlwguitar 2
Before I had a car in my name, my mother reported it stolen. I was 19 and left without her permission. Now I have a new car and my name is on the title, she can't legally do it. OP, if the car is in your name, FYL & take it to the cops. If not, YDI. Cover it with make-up.
iamgoofymovie 0
twinklestar it's bought not brought.
SexyPechuga 0
oh come on! you TOTALLY deserve it! What did you expect? for him to do nothing???!!!!
givants 0
wrecking ball!!! you could take it off with that seriously
njimko 0
wrecking balm*
Luckster 0
His house, his rules. My parents warned me if I ever did anything stupid like that (Tattoo, piercings other than my earlobes, dying my hair wild colors, etc) my ass would be kicked to the curb. Fair enough to me. I'm 21 now and I still go by their rules even though I don't live with them anymore....actually it's because I can't find a competent enough parlor to do my tattoo without ******* up.
Seventytimeseven 0
The fact that you went behind his back indicates that you know how he feels about tattoos and you got one anyway which is stupid if he is still providing you with a car and a place to stay. Honestly him taking away one of those things is a very forseeable consequence YDI
z620 0
check his parents house
DavidA91 0
how'd he find out
Moore1 0
FYL. It's your body and your dad shouldn't have any control over it if you're of age.
TommyMagic 0
Well considering she is living under HIS house, he has the right to tell her to do whatever the **** he wants. If OP is of age and doesn't like that, OP can get her freeloading ass out of his house and get her own place.