Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my dad will die without knowing I have tattoos on my body. I'm afraid my dad will suffer a deadly heart attack due to the revelation, as he had two heart failures in the past. My dad is still the sort of person who thinks that people with tattoos are criminals. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I heard from my little nephews that in school, the father of one of their peers has his arms all covered in tattoos. Their grandpa told my nephews to stay away from people with tattoos, as they were likely criminals and wanting to kidnap children. He doesn't know I have a tattoo in my back. FML
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Aeolian 0
When you willfully break the rules, don't come crying to FML when you see the consequences.
gigi2009 0
report the car as stolen. it's your body. unless it's not actually owned by you. then suck up & buy your own
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Hotshot132 0
I think you totally deserve what your dad did. you shoulnt be getting tatooes if your still living with your parents
retromatt117 0
burn. lol
FHGrif 0
hello laser surgery
barnes88 0
if you read mine again you will see that i said they only have rights to things they bought. if she bought the car herself, and i doubt she did seeing how she still lives with her parents, its hers and her parents have no rule over it but, if she doesn't then the car is her dads.
ceeitloveit 0
lmao thats funny.. ful!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"you're ignorant. if its in his name, it doesn't matter what age you are, it's his car." That's the only comment of yours I saw and the only one I responded to. The rest of that is in no way in that comment. Also I have to ask why would you say " and i doubt she did seeing how she still lives with her parents" ? Most of the people I have met bought their 1st cars well before they moved out of their parent's house so that they had a means to get around to do things like work for the money to get an apartment or house or whatever without needing their parents to drive them around. It also provided a way to get to the new home and away from the home when they needed. I did say to ignore it if it's a case of comment displacement
BoostaRoosta 0
you said that he found out that you put a tattoo on his back.......
Randomnesss 0
YDI for not getting the "IDad" one...
sourgirl101 29
Looks like Tom
kanojo_fml 0
so what all of you guys are saying is... the OP has no rights to make own decisions? in her own life? just becuase she's living with her parents? I understand the... dad can take her car part... but you assholes are saying as long as she's in that house she can't control her OWN life...?
corme_fml 0
The OP can control they're own life, body, and make their own decisions... but if their dad said "you can't drink, smoke, get tatoos or stay out until a certain time while still driving HIS car and living in HIS house... it's their own fault they don't have a car now. Own your car or get your own place and then you can live by your own rules (even though you'll still be living by your bosses rules and your landlord's rules)
captaintaco 0
sounds like you got off easy. YDI for not living by your parents rules. until you pay your own rent you do what your told and shutup that's life.