Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
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ruff1298 7
Well, this only proves that you're right. FYL and good luck alienating your dad from his snooping, OP.
emilexd 0
your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all
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Comments (107)
lovelessgirl 7
thats really ironic, try a door lock
steve_jobs_fml 0
what an asshole
kroms001_fml 0
find your dads **** collection (because he DOES have one) and give it to your aunt. ;)
XoXkXoX 0
ouch that sounds like my mom and her sisters -_- I feel your pain
Mirelly13 6
same thing happened to me!! Except all my entries were either how much I hate my dad, or about my crush. You probably think I should have hid it in a better place, I actually hid it in my underware and bra drawer, don't ask me what he was looking for in there.
aardvarkish 17
so he learned nothing he didn't already know
lord_xenu 0
what a rude bastard! what I seggest you do is start writing some really nasty stuff about him like how much you hate him going through your diary and so on then leave a message at the end saying if you read it again it WILL get worse
gaff1229 1
I agree with #91, find the **** and read it to the aunt. Virtually every guy in the world has **** hidden somewhere, and he's just begging for it with this crap. I remember a time when one of my sister's friends found mine, and instead of being offended or anything, she read the stories to me as if they were 3rd grade oral reports. It was simultaneously the most nerve wracking and hilarious thing that's ever happened to me. Also, though, it's best not to keep a diary in the first place. I tried it when I was a kid, it was easier and safer to keep everything internalized. Once you commit your thoughts to paper, anyone can read your mind.
gooseboy 0
Keep your diary in the form of emails in Yahoo, or elsewhere, with alphanumeric password protection; then he can't access it.
Jazzalyn 10
That sucks. I remember, back in my early high school years, like up until Year 11 (age 16 for you guys using a different system), I had these books I wrote in. Like lots of random things, but private things too. Anyways in Year 10, I had one next to my bed my mum was cleaning next to it and it fell open, so she read the two pages that were opened. It was a totally unrelated incident as to how I found out. Anyways I threatened to disown her after that (which I didn't...but I did say that) and now I keep all that stuff on my flash disk, and password protected. But OP should let their dad know how they feel about what he did. Because, unless he has a really good reason (like, he thinks OPs in some kind of trouble, like something major that would justify such actions), then I don't really think it's right.