Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
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ruff1298 7
Well, this only proves that you're right. FYL and good luck alienating your dad from his snooping, OP.
emilexd 0
your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all
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Comments (107)
treesdevin 0
damn....that does suck....fyl .....doggy style
emilexd 0
your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all
wezywei 0
take his wallet n blow some monies
RaIeigh 0
Trust me, you ARE sadistic :] You hear this enough from me.
kybabyy 4
=D
idodrugs 2
great plan to get him back. write new entries bout catching mommy with the mailman. he'll read it, pack his shit and bounce. you're welcome. :)
idodrugs 2
gay! someone else said that... umm ok write that you're confused that you were raised as a female yet you have a ****. that should really confuse him
TheOriginalKyrs 0
your eyes amaze me <33 :)
TheOriginalKyrs 0
Diaries are for 11 yr olds with no life.
ohSNAPyall 27
Learn a new language. Write your diary in that. :)
TheOriginalKyrs 0
that would take too long. she'd be too old for a diary by then and it would be a waste of time. um.. invisible ink?
Alphonsuuuu 0
Nahh, just write in code. Doesn't take too long.
fawfulster 11
Better yet. Write in Hylian language (with the Hylian alphabet [there is also a Hylian nomenclature, but it's hard]) AND arrange the letters to form the StarFox Adventures Alphabet. THAT will confuse him.
fawfulster 11
Saurian Alphabet: Normal: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Saurian: u r s t o v w x a z b c m d e f g h j k i l n p y q Note: There is no "Y" in the Saurian alphabet. Hylian alphabet: http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hyliantranslater.gif