Miscellaneous: Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about...

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 686

You deserved it 1 466

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 777

You deserved it 1 908

By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 962

You deserved it 91 202

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 381

You deserved it 1 145

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 056

You deserved it 3 721

Lovely parents

By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 322

You deserved it 187

By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 005

You deserved it 3 454

By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 514

You deserved it 7 461

By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 158

You deserved it 3 583

By BAMN2187 - 31/12/2012 03:51 - United States

Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 979

You deserved it 9 050

Unloved

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 411

You deserved it 123

cutycat136 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:35

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

arano 29

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

Comments

mads_nicole 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:44

Hey! We're birthday twins!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:01

He did that to quickly get something set

tosdyke 16

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:08

Happy birthday OP!

Richard6036 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:09

I'm sorry for you but it sounds like your dads a total loser

tiger820 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:27

my brothers birthday is the day after mine and my dad can never remember it plus he always calls me by my brothers name too.

Darkhosis 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:35

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES

SuperWhoLockYeah 7

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:51

Happy Birthday! *Birthday Hug*

Spentpoet 26

Thursday 5 November 2015 4:15

Dejá Vu. I feel as if I've seen a FML like this before.

writergirl1029 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:06

I feel you on this one. My birthday was last week and almost all of my friends forgot.

louiswood 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:58

Sorry bud i feel bad for u

Keywords

Work Mental health Relatable Students Parenting Kids Awkward Embarrassing Love Wanker Intimacy Family AITA First Dates Singing Animals Cats Public freakouts Weddings Bodyshaming Cops Transportation Cars Sex Sexism Growing old Health Periods Job interview Education

The Top

Today, I found out my niece will born in about two weeks. That's nice, right? It is… except for the fact that there will now be FIVE people in my family with a birthday in May. As if trying to plan for four birthday parties in three weeks wasn't bad enough. Why not five? FML

I agree, your life sucks 152

You deserved it 407

Today, I was tempted into clicking a shady link with the promise of free MP3s of De La Soul’s first four albums, with all the original samples. Long story short, I had to do a system restore on my laptop. Now it won’t play audio files for some inexplicable reason. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74

You deserved it 689

The Top

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 575

You deserved it 30 353

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 121

You deserved it 4 089

Today, I'm planning a long awaited trip to Australia to see family I haven't seen since before the pandemic. I use CBD for pain, and everything I've read contradicts itself. I have no idea if I can take it with me, buy it there, or have to get a prescription or whatever. I guess I'm going to be in pain the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 176

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 76

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 268

You deserved it 5 248

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 252

You deserved it 4 834

Same thing different taste

The blame game

Lovely parents

Unloved

Top comments

Comments