By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
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melonrind 8

Sounds like a girl who makes good choices....Pretty sure you are getting a fun chat with Dad later O.o

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dmblonde 13

First impressions always last.

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cherry72 13

Time for a new girlfriend.

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Jasonf6 0

Brilliant alchie girlfriend you have there.

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citymayer 7

I hate the word alchie. Sounds stupid.

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DocBastard 38

OP: Dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend. Dad: Nice to meet y... Girlfriend: BLLAAAARRRAAAGGGHHH!! OP: It's, uh, food poisoning? Dad: You're grounded.

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TheDrifter 23

These days it's also reasonable to assume that any drunken failure under 35 or so might still be living at home.

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hanah5 6

Haha that sucks soooo bad!

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dani05 0

Sounds like she's soon to called EX girlfriend... Unless you dad is cool with that kind of stuff

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dani05 0

I'm assuming they are young if she's irresponsible enough to drink to the point of having her stomach pumped.. Therefore parents play a role in if they want you to date someone and you should respect their opinion. Why would you chose a drunk over your dad? Esp when there are other people out there.

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dani05 0

True but doesn't mean you have to date one. That was my point

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CryMoreFMLs 14

27 - No I wouldn't.... *shifty eyes* But... Does this rag smell like chloroform to you...?

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pippa08 0

If you were in the ambulance with her does that mean you got there at the last minute or... were you there the whole time!! :S

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obviousboy 8

I get the feeling she's under 21. :P

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