Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, a drunk driver totalled my new Audi. Who was the drunk driver? My dad. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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Top comments
melonrind 8
Sounds like a girl who makes good choices....Pretty sure you are getting a fun chat with Dad later O.o
dmblonde 13
First impressions always last.
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Comments (86)
angrynegro7 16
Now THAT'S you make a first impression...a bad one, that is.
hateevryone 15
you have an alcoholic girlfriend. is that your type?
gregkingsley 4
She's a keeper
MegaElectric 1
If I were you I would dump her. She sounds like a bitch
BritLass 15
Can you say awkward? :)
JRokka850 6
Damn lol that sucks right there
Rachmini 10
Quality girl...
kyleu 0
At least she wasn't having a bukkake party and needed to have her stomach pumped from it. That's 1000x worse
phantumgrey 6
Winning!
arrowsshot 0
Gotta love ******!