By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
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melonrind 8

Sounds like a girl who makes good choices....Pretty sure you are getting a fun chat with Dad later O.o

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dmblonde 13

First impressions always last.

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Dimpless001 0

damn sucks for you

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CradleLeena 0

She... Seems great. Good job guy...

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Jewlz1162 5

At least he wasnt a cop she got arrested by right

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esswhy 2

Well, it's a good story except for the fact that having your "stomach pumped" actually known as gastric lavage is rarely done anymore and would not be indicated at all for a liquid ingestion, and is not the treatment for ethanol intoxication. Otherwise, good story

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NEredneck 0

That's shitty, next time don't drink as much.

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yuppersgoodone 2

you can SO have your stomach pumped after alcohol poisoning! if they don't know just how much you've had or what else you've ingested, they can't give you anything other than fluids to keep you from dehydrating.... OP, that sucks...truly

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