Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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Top comments
randompizzaguy 17
Well, they're his genes... On a serious note, FYL OP, it's a dad's job to support their daughters and make them feel beautiful.
supernerd95 17
well just because he made you prettier doesn't automatically mean you are ugly .. cheer up
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Comments (58)
AnalAssassin1 14
He didn't make you pretty, he made you prettier :) theres a difference.
GamerPerson 19
That's just wrong and rude on so many levels. Bad enough that women have to be considered "pretty" in society's eyes, now your dad is joining in? Wtf! FYL, OP. :(
YouDontNomie 9
At least he has pictures of you! :3
valkyire 8
I don't see the problem. You should probably thank him unless it's low quality
AlliAwesome22 8
Atleast your dad doesn't do the opposite...?
LondonderryAir 9
Have you considered he may have thought the camera didn't do you justice and was using photoshop so that you look as beautiful in the photos as you do to him in real life?
MeMyselfAndSatan 10
I laughed a little too hard at this-- No, I take it back. That was the appropriate amount of laughter