Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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randompizzaguy 17
Well, they're his genes... On a serious note, FYL OP, it's a dad's job to support their daughters and make them feel beautiful.
supernerd95 17
well just because he made you prettier doesn't automatically mean you are ugly .. cheer up
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Comments (58)
sarahmfighter 11
Yeah, nothing good ever comes from adding parents on Facebook. Shortly after my parents separated five yeahs ago, my dad added me on Facebook after years of me begging him. As I was going through his photos, I found in one comment he was talking to his friends about us leaving and he was 'happy 2 be free!" Broke my tiny little heart. Then, just about a month ago, as I was looking through my mom's facebook, her ex husband was telling her about how he loved to watch her sleep, "always naked of course." These are not things I ever wanted to hear. Add parents with caution.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Your parents and their significant others need to learn about privacy filters on Facebook. I have posts that are shared with some friends, and not all. If I feel the least bit worried about how it will come off to a set of people, I don't include them. I guess I'm kind of glad my mom is...technologically challenged. She hardly goes on Facebook, and never posts status updates or pictures. All she does on there is watch and share videos. But all parents at some point feel like getting away from the kids. Children can be stressful. Your mom needs to teach her male friends what types of messages are acceptable as public messages, and what should be sent privately.
uchihadesendent 14
lol I use facebook to buy and sell stuff so I don't worry about my looks, but your dad shouldn't photoshop you to make look better that's just wrong :(
flowerfliff 18
At least he didn't photoshop you out of the pictures
1stworldproblemo 4
My Dad's Facebook is full (I mean, there are albums dedicated) of photos of my brother. Not a single snap of me.
Artemishuntress 8
wow your dads a dick y didn't he accept ur friend request wait y did u wanna b friends with him? need a follow up
airbear18 15
That's highly F'D up. :( I'm sorry girl. my dad won't claim me as his daughter in public.
thatguynamedsky 32
*copy model* *paste over pop's face*
jeanyrios 10
That's cold. I warn my husband often on how he treats our kids and remind him that vengeance can come in the form of the worst nursing home possible to drop him and forget him.
melooters 11
This is actually hilarious
Rodville 28
I bet your are very beautiful as you are.