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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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Cropped

By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 18:55 - Europe

Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML

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Without me

By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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What fresh hell is this?

By Rhinobro01 - 27/07/2019 10:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2014 19:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

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randompizzaguy 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 22:13

Well, they're his genes... On a serious note, FYL OP, it's a dad's job to support their daughters and make them feel beautiful.

supernerd95 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 22:14

well just because he made you prettier doesn't automatically mean you are ugly .. cheer up

Comments

sarahmfighter 11

Friday 14 November 2014 1:22

Yeah, nothing good ever comes from adding parents on Facebook. Shortly after my parents separated five yeahs ago, my dad added me on Facebook after years of me begging him. As I was going through his photos, I found in one comment he was talking to his friends about us leaving and he was 'happy 2 be free!" Broke my tiny little heart. Then, just about a month ago, as I was looking through my mom's facebook, her ex husband was telling her about how he loved to watch her sleep, "always naked of course." These are not things I ever wanted to hear. Add parents with caution.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Friday 14 November 2014 13:45

Your parents and their significant others need to learn about privacy filters on Facebook. I have posts that are shared with some friends, and not all. If I feel the least bit worried about how it will come off to a set of people, I don't include them. I guess I'm kind of glad my mom is...technologically challenged. She hardly goes on Facebook, and never posts status updates or pictures. All she does on there is watch and share videos. But all parents at some point feel like getting away from the kids. Children can be stressful. Your mom needs to teach her male friends what types of messages are acceptable as public messages, and what should be sent privately.

uchihadesendent 14

Friday 14 November 2014 1:29

lol I use facebook to buy and sell stuff so I don't worry about my looks, but your dad shouldn't photoshop you to make look better that's just wrong :(

flowerfliff 18

Friday 14 November 2014 2:08

At least he didn't photoshop you out of the pictures

1stworldproblemo 4

Friday 14 November 2014 4:26

My Dad's Facebook is full (I mean, there are albums dedicated) of photos of my brother. Not a single snap of me.

Artemishuntress 8

Friday 14 November 2014 4:44

wow your dads a dick y didn't he accept ur friend request wait y did u wanna b friends with him? need a follow up

airbear18 15

Friday 14 November 2014 5:04

That's highly F'D up. :( I'm sorry girl. my dad won't claim me as his daughter in public.

thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 14 November 2014 5:09

*copy model* *paste over pop's face*

jeanyrios 10

Friday 14 November 2014 5:48

That's cold. I warn my husband often on how he treats our kids and remind him that vengeance can come in the form of the worst nursing home possible to drop him and forget him.