Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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Top comments
randompizzaguy 17
Well, they're his genes... On a serious note, FYL OP, it's a dad's job to support their daughters and make them feel beautiful.
supernerd95 17
well just because he made you prettier doesn't automatically mean you are ugly .. cheer up
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Comments (58)
ethawesome1125 10
Your dad knows how to photoshop?
DocBastard 40
Yes, believe it or not we adults do know how to use computers. Anyone who's ever used a 300 baud modem can attest to that.
Emzinatorbot 26
No good deed goes unpunished
devildog562 33
Beauty is in the eye of the person photoshopping ... Sorry op has to be hurtful to have someone act like that towards you. Just be you!
demonfacee 14
Filtering is fine, but photoshopping, just no. That's mean, especially heavily photoshopping.
isabellasimone 18
That's really mean..get him back!
MrConcise 35
This is why life is better without Facebook. If you didn't have one, you'd be concerned with your own life rather than caring about your father's opinion of you. Social media is a giant cesspool of pettiness and socially-acceptable stalking.
bobbabson 8
You can tell the men and women in the comment section so easily
smithv171 17
He probably just thought you would be embarrassed if he didn't upload a nice picture of you. The filter might have just made you both look great! I'm sure he didn't mean it to be mean.
wheresmymary 22
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
worldclassrager 41
Maybe this may not be the best way to go about it but the photos you could maybe get modeling career and then he wouldn't have to do that and hey they do a good job making you look good before shoots...