Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hard times
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Bootstraps
Today, my dad paid for plane tickets for my brother’s girlfriend and her two kids so they could go to the family reunion on the other side of the country. He refused to buy my ticket though, because I "should’ve planned better." I lost my job due to Covid and used my savings to pay rent and bills. FML
Thanks Grandma
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
Priorities
Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Destination funerals
Today, my parents said we can't go to our grandma's funeral because it's going to be held in Hawaii in accordance with her wishes and we can't afford to travel. FML
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taycandy96 2
there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean
Hiropon 0
Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^
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sexgoddest 0
Perfect time to throw a huge ass party. ..!!....what are you complaining about?... take advantage of this retard
ging287 3
If your dad has not already left; Try telling him this: "Your taking Step-brothers girlfriend and the entire family to disney world but NOT ME! why are you so cheap?! She's not even family!" Try saying that and make a fit and start crying :P works for me.
alya_fml 0
you're the child of an asshole.
patsonhn 0
wow so obviously he's pussy whipped by your step mother! I'd tell him that that's the worst thing he could ever do and why can the girl friend go but u can't? is she more of a part of the family than u are?
FockinA 0
yeah right. you must either be a really mean bitch (hey only 1&1/2 months after xmas?) or he's joking.
t2nerb 0
you should kill him
gingersnapper 0
I agree! But tamper with his will first - you want to make sure it's worth your while.
WitchQueenLiz 3
Wow, that blows. Your Dad totally sucks and is the "World's Biggest Asshole". But don't feel bad. DisneyWorld is crap.
JPaulino 0
**** ur life lmfao
englishsnob 0
so your biological dad is taking your step-brothers GIRLFRIEND to disney world but not you? Wow that is a sucky dad. Please make him read your fml and the comments so he can get some sense knocked into him
toosiepop96 0
thats mean.... but throw a HUGEEE party while everyones gone... u got the whole place to urself