Disney and Kids: Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney... - FML

By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By No more Disney - 23/09/2025 00:00

Today, my wife has locked herself in the bedroom crying because I said I didn't want to go to Disney for a vacation this year. We have been to Disney eight times in five years. Every vacation, it's Disney, Disney, Disney! I'm fucking sick of Disney! FML

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taycandy96 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:12

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:06

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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Tinkerbele 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:08

sounds like a fake story...

slotch1337 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:21

it dad sucks so much

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:30

I say don't be concerned about the money he "dosn't have" OP, he is probably considering your weight a problem for the rides and dosnt want to get sued for broken rides due to overweight people. Look on the brightside ey?

Lichinamo 33

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:01

And you're assuming that the OP is overweight why? Not everyone is overweight. Unless the OP as directly said that they're overweight to you or anyone on here, it's not appropriate to assume anything. Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME. ASSUME.

RIKANA 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:35

then take him aside, and ask him who is more important. hope things work out:) RI

anthraxcp 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:03

makes me feel special that my family loves me. YDI for not being lovable. nah just kidding, FYL

scrodum 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:26

wow that suckkks! I would ignore him until he makes it up to me.

emorr747 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:44

ur dad is a anus

GiganTronic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:24

Yes, a festering one.

staciieee_x3 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:47

dudeee. D: that sucks! but honestly? chuck a massive party ftw. in the meantime.. FYL =(

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:49

who ever voted that she deserves it...I hope u stomp ur big toe! that's really sad...sucks that he picks them over his own, karma's a bitch though :-D

cliter_dick 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:01

that seriously suck!!! I feel bad for you!! sorry

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