Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my dad paid for plane tickets for my brother’s girlfriend and her two kids so they could go to the family reunion on the other side of the country. He refused to buy my ticket though, because I "should’ve planned better." I lost my job due to Covid and used my savings to pay rent and bills. FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, my parents said we can't go to our grandma's funeral because it's going to be held in Hawaii in accordance with her wishes and we can't afford to travel. FML
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taycandy96 2
there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean
Hiropon 0
Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^
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Comments (192)
toosiepop96 0
thats mean.... but throw a HUGEEE party while everyones gone... u got the whole place to urself
MyStarrz 0
#85 = WIN Haha ....OP's deffinately adopted thou
bfffness 0
ur daddy seems like a dick
Andromeda_fml 0
ydi for being from michigan
phuckurlyfe 0
how old is op's stepbrother and how old is the op? maybe pops didn't want to pay for anyone 18 ?
boredinjp 17
Have you actually thought that there might be a reason for the OP being left behind? I mean, the father looks like a generous guy, he's inviting everybody and anybody. Maybe the OP is such a hate-able person that she deserves to be left?
Donish1786 0
your dad's a jerk.
mandy_Reeves 0
seriously...tell your mom. Also, sign him up for free advertisements and samples of erectile disfunction meds, and have a friend of yours who he doesn't know, call your step mom and the friend can say she is having an affair with your dad. Also sign him up with a fake gay dating ad on craigslist or something
beyond_awesome 0
what a cuntwaffle. my dad's like that...and i'm also from michigan. is it possible we have the same dad? he was pretty slutty back in the day...
vgman88 4
rawt