By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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dakotahulsey 15

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

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just16letters 15

Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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misterspock 16

save it and cover public restroom seats with it randomly.

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hellnosucka 27

Cool. Now you can do some serious witchcraft.

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FatherofTime87 18

How can you be sure it's from his beard...? Manscaping is pretty popular...

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Crazynocatlady 22

I guess like Whitney Houston, he's shaving all his love for you...

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katties 27

I think he's a funny dad :) And he did actually put the hair in a jar, and didn't just leave it on your bed - I think you got pretty lucky ;)

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lh176 7

Well I personally think that's clever and hilarious

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playahater1 11

I'm pretty sure by op saying he wanted to keep it that he didn't want his dad to shave it

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OptimusVader 23

Thank you, Captain Obvious. I really had trouble understanding this FML and I wouldn't have, if not for you. :)

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rhysfucker 24

You better keep your mouth shut when your dog dies.

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buckdharma 36

Hold the jar at your side and bring it up to your chest several times. When he asks what your doing, tell him you're curling his hair.

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