Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but...

By indianaxx - 30/01/2010 17:21 - France

Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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Muddy

By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:06

Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.

xxhappyninjaxx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

wow that really sucks

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Twin_Uzis 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:31

You deserve it for spelling "cloths" wrong.

abbyonrye 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:51

Wow ur dad's the most amazing noob ever. Congratulations.

Sekococo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:27

Rofl thinking about this reminds me of the manga ultimate hentai kamen :D am sure the back veiw is just as good when your dad turn around and drop something and went to pick it up. ooooh rectal observation.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:36

LMAO this is too funny.

Sparkey 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:43

A party AND a stripper? What more could you want?!

fierystage 8

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:27

This screams out for an illustration.

Islander_fml 5

Monday 1 February 2010 7:03

I fail to see the FML. All he's doing is going naked, and not even completely naked. It's funny, not embarrassing.

mandy_Reeves 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:49

Hey sis! We asked you not to post that incident on here! You know dad got hammered earlier! He couldn't help it! By the way, tell your husband to be i said thanks for last night