Kids: Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s...

By meens42 - 30/09/2013 08:04 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

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By forgottendaughter - 17/01/2010 14:41 - South Africa

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year-old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML

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By Jes - 28/06/2016 00:44

Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 16:00

Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML

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By cait - 26/08/2019 15:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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victrin 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.

Cristian89 29

Monday 30 September 2013 16:01

Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL

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midnightmango 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 7:44

He sucks.

owchfuckmylife 5

Wednesday 25 December 2013 9:22

Leave your dad

kittycat69 5

Thursday 8 May 2014 1:08

Ask if he prefers the name ass hole or sell out

lizzy9147 10

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:28

Ur dads a ******* ass

meowvelous 9

Thursday 10 July 2014 2:32

At first I thought it said: "Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriends to hear, because they call him dad. FML" So at least it's better than that? FYL.

xluciferx666 21

Thursday 6 November 2014 1:27

Call him daddy all the time just to screw with him

Mibby 11

Saturday 18 July 2015 23:52

Your dad doesn't deserve kids. Sorry, op.

pinkstardust 9

Wednesday 12 August 2015 22:44

Okay then You should call your " dad " his actual name and see what he says

gentleman54 8

Thursday 28 January 2016 20:31

Start calling him mom and see if he likes that

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Thursday 23 February 2017 23:14

Wtf

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