Kids: Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s...

By meens42 - 30/09/2013 08:04 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 16:00

Today, my stepdaughter called me "Dad" for the first time. It was quite an emotional moment, until I realised she was just recording my reaction for a stupid TikTok, and didn’t really mean it. She’s pulled some pranks before, but this time I’m done with her, she can fuck right off from now on. FML

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By cait - 26/08/2019 15:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML

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victrin 12

Monday 30 September 2013 16:02

Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.

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Monday 30 September 2013 16:01

Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL

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404wan 19

Thursday 21 March 2019 18:43

i guess someone prefers to be called by his real name: waste of space sperm donor.

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