By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
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Johnny5 16

Start charging rent since he doesn’t want to treat you like his parent anymore

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JL_atl 4

As long as you are now on an equal basis, then make it equal all the way. Tell him now that you are equals he pays rent and for anything else he gets (food, car, etc.). And no more allowance, now that he is a big independent guy.

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JL_atl 4

As long as you are now on an equal basis, then make it equal all the way. Tell him now that you are equals he pays rent and for anything else he gets (food, car, etc.). And no more allowance, now that he is a big independent guy.

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Johnny5 16

Start charging rent since he doesn’t want to treat you like his parent anymore

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Emma Marshall 19

I pay rent and treat my parents like parents...🤔

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WHSKitty4ever 23

Me, too. Tell him that if he doesn’t start respecting you, and he isn’t too old to go over your knee

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Glowworm56 26

Call him by an embarrassing nickname that you used to call him when he was a baby every time he does that.

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John Nemeth 14

Me: “Mr Anderson surprised to see me?” My dad: “No.” Me: “Then your aware of it?” My dad: “Of what?” Me: “Our connection. Our connection. I don't fully understand how it happened, perhaps some part of you imprinted onto me, something overwritten or copied. it is at this point irrelevant, what matters is that whatever happened, happened for a reason...” My dad .... 😩

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Dave_Davington 33

His aware of it what? You need to finish your sentences.

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RichardPencil 30

Let him but his own car and health insurance. He’ll be calling you Daddy in no time!

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chosha_fml 26

Next time he needs something, tell him he should ask his dad.

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DanaeZee 18

Start calling him "bro" or "dude"...whenever he asks for something you say out loud "Lol, homey!" or " You so gangstaaaa". (Nice side effect if it doesn't help: You have a bro, homey, dude from now on! No need to go outside to hang out with your fav gangsta dude! You so rad now!)

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KingAdrock 16

Where's the FML?

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sparx1_1 12

So start calling him your tenant and make him pay rent.

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