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Aloha?

That's what I was gonna say!

Your Dad's a Navy fan, eh?

I'd think Dad would be a big fan of Hawaii, unless the kid turned out to be a real shit, then Hawaii would be known as the volcanic wasteland that spew Satan's spawn!

That's nothing. My mom and dad informed me that I was conceived on the 25th of December. Christmas is an awkward day for me O.O

This is in no way an FML! I was conceived 35,000 ft in the air, big whoop! Get over yourself...

Wow! Go parents! Your dad must've had some hearty sperm!

NICE!

Op was conceived where she was sitting .... thats why its an fml

Hey OP can't complain. My parents said I was conceived in London. At 3:00 in the morning. Thank you, mom. I could've lived a long happy life without knowing that.

why is this a FML ?

I don't get it either.. seriously who cares? "my dad told me where i was conceived, i want to diiie".. sheesh some people come up with the lamest FML's

Meh, so?

How is this an FML?

For some reason, I thought that "Dad" took that opportunity to point out to the OP had been sitting on the spot on the couch where he/she was conceived.

That's the only way I can see this being an FML, the father liked the Navy so when Hawaii won and the OP cheered, the OP's dad told the OP that his wife and him had sex where the OP was sitting.

uh, big deal?