Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
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Thabb
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You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.
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Salvikidd
| 6
did you see his 16 year old wife?
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
It's a good tip.
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trevishere
| 7
That would be something I would do to see a reaction.
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alexibabyxoxo
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was it a big tip ?
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NastyNinja31
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Probably the best tip op ever got
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seanders
| 10
You know what the Leper said to the prostitute: "keep the tip"
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thelastlucifer
| 17
thats not entirely true, larry the cable guy in redneck attire is freaking awesome
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fanceh
| 10
were the gods watching over you as you watched his sack swing to and fro?
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BillyBongBlast
| 1
lucifer you are a fuucking idiot. stupid fml
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projoe
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^^^could he Tie it in a not, could he tie it in a bow!?
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FarSide
| 22
Did you spit on his pizza?
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Thabb
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You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.
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flockz
| 19
ya to have exact change would be an achievement for anyone, except my prehistoric grandmother.
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beaglegun
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Sterotype
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Sae_Ghelk
| 6
Bush sucks.
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charger73
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rednecks are the best.
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hellbilly205
| 17
Amen brother
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iPoopMusic
| 0
Best what?
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partyfool2011
| 4
Best cherry-colored booze-drinkin' NASCAR-watchin' beer-bellied country music-listenin' funny accented people on earth!
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Redneck42
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Best people in the world
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amazinglyHappy
| 6
damn, he was feeling generous 'eh?
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kawaiianime
| 5
Was he holding a beer?
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hellbilly205
| 17
Way to be stereotypical asshole
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kawaiianime
| 5
I'm sorry dude. :(
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ipodlover1995
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Don't be stupid! Obviously it was a shotgun.
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a_nutritionist
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@32 you should thank him. if the guy wasnt holding a beer then you cant blame the alcohol and the guy really is that retarded. at least this way we assume its his poor choices rather than inability to comprehend the world around him.
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AnimeGirl1
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your username....i like it.
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09redbull90
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I was delivering pizza on a hot humid day and this fat guy reached into his pants and pulled out this wad of cash that was wedged between his leg and nutsack. I grabbed the money with the receipt and held it out the window on the way back to the restaurant. Just deal with it OP.
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dreawlkr523
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safest place in the world to hide his money!
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getviolated
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seriously it sticks so easily right there you never have to worry about it falling
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a_nutritionist
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i hope you took it with a look of disgust and treated him like the piece of shit he is for the rest of the transaction. maybe then he will learn the basics of humanity. but i doubt it.
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getviolated
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53- I bet you watch The View religiously...tell me I'm wrong
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a_nutritionist
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yeah i dont know what that is so i cant tell if its an insult...im just gonna go with, fuck off.
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partyfool2011
| 4
With his sister-wife and wielding a shotgun!
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
Was it wet?
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iraq24
| 2
That's sound slight sexy
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eminemchick
| 19
no
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Salvikidd
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did you see his 16 year old wife?
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thegreatbigwhite
| 2
Who is also his Daughter and sister?
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_Adog2645
| 24
She probably is his cousin
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
well if the were camo boxers then how could you see anything? ;)
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Monkeyone
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What a great tip ;)