Intimacy: Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza... - FML

By womboman - 30/07/2011 20:02 - United States

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Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

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Thabb 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:08

You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:27

did you see his 16 year old wife?

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Miss_Michaela 10

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:07

It's a good tip.

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:17

That would be something I would do to see a reaction.

alexibabyxoxo 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:19

was it a big tip ?

NastyNinja31 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:32

Probably the best tip op ever got

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:41

You know what the Leper said to the prostitute: "keep the tip"

thelastlucifer 17

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Sunday 31 July 2011 2:44

thats not entirely true, larry the cable guy in redneck attire is freaking awesome

fanceh 10

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Sunday 31 July 2011 5:23

were the gods watching over you as you watched his sack swing to and fro?

BillyBongBlast 1

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Sunday 31 July 2011 5:24

lucifer you are a fuucking idiot. stupid fml

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Sunday 31 July 2011 6:40

^^^could he Tie it in a not, could he tie it in a bow!?

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Sunday 31 July 2011 7:51

Did you spit on his pizza?

Thabb 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:08

You should be honored, to rednecks that's a huge achievement.

flockz 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:11

ya to have exact change would be an achievement for anyone, except my prehistoric grandmother.

beaglegun 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:12

Sterotype

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Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:29

Bush sucks.

charger73 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:11

rednecks are the best.

hellbilly205 17

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:37

Amen brother

iPoopMusic 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:44

Best what?

partyfool2011 4

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Sunday 31 July 2011 7:04

Best cherry-colored booze-drinkin' NASCAR-watchin' beer-bellied country music-listenin' funny accented people on earth!

Redneck42 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:58

Best people in the world

amazinglyHappy 6

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:11

damn, he was feeling generous 'eh?

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:11

Was he holding a beer?

hellbilly205 17

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:39

Way to be stereotypical asshole

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:34

I'm sorry dude. :(

ipodlover1995 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:26

Don't be stupid! Obviously it was a shotgun.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:29

@32 you should thank him. if the guy wasnt holding a beer then you cant blame the alcohol and the guy really is that retarded. at least this way we assume its his poor choices rather than inability to comprehend the world around him.

AnimeGirl1 10

Sunday 1 September 2013 1:40

your username....i like it.

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:16

I was delivering pizza on a hot humid day and this fat guy reached into his pants and pulled out this wad of cash that was wedged between his leg and nutsack. I grabbed the money with the receipt and held it out the window on the way back to the restaurant. Just deal with it OP.

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:25

safest place in the world to hide his money!

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Sunday 31 July 2011 2:23

seriously it sticks so easily right there you never have to worry about it falling

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:43

i hope you took it with a look of disgust and treated him like the piece of shit he is for the rest of the transaction. maybe then he will learn the basics of humanity. but i doubt it.

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Sunday 31 July 2011 6:35

53- I bet you watch The View religiously...tell me I'm wrong

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:02

yeah i dont know what that is so i cant tell if its an insult...im just gonna go with, fuck off.

partyfool2011 4

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Sunday 31 July 2011 7:09

With his sister-wife and wielding a shotgun!

KingGeorgeGal 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:57

Was it wet?

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:24

That's sound slight sexy

eminemchick 19

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:13

no

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:27

did you see his 16 year old wife?

thegreatbigwhite 2

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:51

Who is also his Daughter and sister?

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Monday 22 August 2016 9:06

She probably is his cousin

i_wuz_nver_here 31

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:30

well if the were camo boxers then how could you see anything? ;)

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Sunday 31 July 2011 1:46

What a great tip ;)

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