Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, my dad paid for plane tickets for my brother’s girlfriend and her two kids so they could go to the family reunion on the other side of the country. He refused to buy my ticket though, because I "should’ve planned better." I lost my job due to Covid and used my savings to pay rent and bills. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, I was asked to stay at my parents' house for a week while my mom stays with my dying grandfather. Dad greeted me with a whole list of chores to do every day when I'm not at work, and won't even so much as let me use my laptop when I'm not busy. He does nothing but waste money on eBay all day and doesn't help. FML
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
Today, after months of living on five dollars a day for food in college, I found out my parents bought me an expensive meal plan and forgot to mention it. FML
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joanjett 0
Run away and take the dog. Play guitar in the streets for cash, and make sure the dog is lying next to you with a sad face. Make it look like hes eating some garbage and people will surely give you money. Works for me.
FFML_314 12
Keep up the good work, champ!
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Comments (128)
YellowCatch 0
dude party that shit up!!!! or make your dog have sex with another dog..on his bed! BOOM!
Snarky50 0
Feed the dog half of what it usually gets, then, the day before they get back, let it have all the greasy, fatty pork chops it can eat, and lock it in the bedroom.
misfitSuperStar 0
Feed it beans the night before they get back. Not enough to make the dog sick (it's not the dogs fault), just enough to 'freshen' the air for them.
stevenmx86 8
If you're so smart, figure out a way to pay your own tuition... Can you blame your dad for wanting to be able to have fun with his money instead of letting you leach it?
AzizaManga 4
Your dad is an ass. That is totally unfair.
sallen0046 4
You think the dog doesn't need to eat just because your dad isn't around? Don't be so ignorant. There's a huge difference between years of school fees and one vacation. Be happy he paid for any of your school in the first place because it's his money, he's more than allowed to spend it on himself. Suck it up and pay for you own education.
starile 20
Why take it out on the dog? You, sir, are sick. And I have no idea why the OP just threw in the last part about the dog, there. Doesn't seem to have to do anything with the FML, it's just feeding a pet!
gumzy 6
scholarship?? ur an A student nd mostly college and University have fees :) so idk?
lexahlovesyou 0
He couldn't afford it because he was saving up for that expensive trip :P
Justincolon22 15
that sucks ha
ragsy 7
Your father can spend his money on whatever he wants, and he didn't chose you. Get over it, get student loans like everyone else, and oh yeah, grow a pair.
Saiyza 4
#66 I think she'd freak out if she grew a pair.