Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, my dad paid for plane tickets for my brother’s girlfriend and her two kids so they could go to the family reunion on the other side of the country. He refused to buy my ticket though, because I "should’ve planned better." I lost my job due to Covid and used my savings to pay rent and bills. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, I was asked to stay at my parents' house for a week while my mom stays with my dying grandfather. Dad greeted me with a whole list of chores to do every day when I'm not at work, and won't even so much as let me use my laptop when I'm not busy. He does nothing but waste money on eBay all day and doesn't help. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
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joanjett 0
Run away and take the dog. Play guitar in the streets for cash, and make sure the dog is lying next to you with a sad face. Make it look like hes eating some garbage and people will surely give you money. Works for me.
FFML_314 12
Keep up the good work, champ!
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joanjett 0
Run away and take the dog. Play guitar in the streets for cash, and make sure the dog is lying next to you with a sad face. Make it look like hes eating some garbage and people will surely give you money. Works for me.
BrookeBabe92 0
LOL. Win.
WallyTheWombat 0
Just have to say, AWESOME piercings. I don't know too many people that can pull the double lip thing off. (forgot what it's called, it's early for me lol).
nerdsgetmehot 23
#59 A double lip piercing is called a snake bite.
BrookeBabe92 0
59 - Thank you! (:
cincin75 0
You are a true genius, I mean it.
Alesana_Love 0
I suggest that you let the dog shit all over his house!
gothchickalive 0
lol yes!!!
triggerit 5
sell the dog and pay for school...
IIIXIII 0
ooo hoo you are DARK! lol
triggerit 5
nope..it is a way to solve a few problems - help to feed a dog by selling to good ppl, save money of OP and revenge, find money for school...I hope op would not sell the dog to Chinese... lol...
heidiannej 0
maybe she paid for it.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
For those kinds of rentals fees are usually paid in advance. it's probably been paid for for months.
dannoman 0
i paid for my own school...get a loan or suck it up buttercup
Jewelofagal 2
Now you know what your Dad is like. The sooner you can reduce your financial dependence on him, the better off you'll be.
The_Lady1468 4
tell him you couldn't afford to feed the dog.
TwoThrilLed 0
suck it up and take out a loan
chokeabitch 0
you're a ******* moron. it's his kid. his kid who is obviously doing very well. their father is choosing a piece of pussy over his Childs future. the kid has every right to be upset.
misti_csi 0
welcome to the real world, brat!!