Love: Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML - FML

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 00:02

Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 5 August 2016 17:15

So they have the same taste in women as you, and they have the same taste (or lack thereof) in men as each other. What fun!

brownwolf023 3

Friday 5 August 2016 17:17

FYL OP. Must be a horrible feeling. at least the woman you once loved and the woman you love now found true love with each other.

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cassidyfaber 5

Saturday 6 August 2016 0:33

Wait, are you a woman? Or a man?

tranced_ 45

Saturday 6 August 2016 1:00

an unlucky man.

justagirl31899 7

Saturday 6 August 2016 2:34

Damn that's harsh

Jnerdy97 13

Saturday 6 August 2016 2:45

Um Ross Geller? Another divorce?

hadim 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 4:35

this reminds me of ross

HorrorJr 26

Saturday 6 August 2016 6:45

Damn

oxomocchioxo 9

Saturday 6 August 2016 7:43

Holy shit. This takes the cake. I am so, so sorry. ??

clairecoxx97 2

Saturday 6 August 2016 7:48

This sounds like something that would happen to Ross, from Friends lol

Rubbarducky 3

Saturday 6 August 2016 9:08

Dang, that sounds like an episode from 2 1/2 men :/

ShelbyMariah 9

Saturday 6 August 2016 10:13

Well, you have a type..

belc 5

Saturday 6 August 2016 11:26

I'm curious to know how that happened. Did they know each other before OP married his current wife? Or did they randomly meet and bonded over both being married to OP at one point. Questions, questions...

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