Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
Today, my boss thought it was funny to fire me by putting on dark sunglasses and saying "You have been terminated" in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. FML
Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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Top comments
DKjazz 20
"Nazi accent"? Nazi isn't a dialect or a language. It's a political group. What does a libertarian accent sound like, I wonder?
defferwa 9
Mein god!
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Comments (87)
mccrightp 29
What an ugly, stupid person! Is there a workforce commission you can go to, to get your job back? Maybe you don't want to be around such stupidity though.
The_F3rris 11
What is wrong with America and not understanding that people in this world have accents?
gracehi 33
In my experience, Americans usually really like accents, especially European ones. This bitch is both an exception and a moron.
ViviMage 40
I would refute that firing, usually there is an appeal. German = Nazi? Really? Sounds like you are the victim here.
Denomic 9
Seems like you did Nazi that coming. Well, here is NEIN dollars to pay the bill, Anne Frankly, I think it'll pay for the months rent.
coleman05 4
Sue the company and get the moron fired
gc327072 31
OP must be führious with the situation. I mean, nobody should be made to feel unkampfortable with their own voice! What the heil is wrong with your boss?
michael666 7
that is absolute bull shite! german pride, tell ur ex boss that you got a new oven and you'd like her to check it out. tell her bring family, more the merrier!
ChakatBlackstar 29
I'm not sure which I find more troubling, the racism or all these comments with Nazi jokes and puns. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for making light of such a dark period of human history.
jamesrod885 6
did you talk of politics at work or something?
CAJustise 9
The labor board and a lawyer will clear that right up. That's a breach of the 1964 civil rights act and isn't a small issue.