Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for two hours. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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Top comments
Blue_Coconuts 7
You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...
illmatic2 16
It's ok op everybody farts. I did once.
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Comments (78)
WickedClownMCL 1
Dude that is ******* amazing!!!
TeenangeNympho 6
hey atleast you got out of class :D
mintypoison 22
Well like you said. It was "deadly"...
chubbybunny963 7
At least nobody knew it was you :)
Samba1234 13
omg it must be a very powerful fart! Nice that there wasn't anyone who busted you :D
FweakofCydonia 40
I guess she has a deadly secret weapon then!
TheImaginarySong 16
Hey man you got out of class. Sounds good to me.
erfyerf 14
I've done that way too many times in class. It's still pretty funny to think back about it. :3
metroido 21
Why on EARTH are people picking YDI? It’s a ******* fart. That is literally the most embarrassing thing you can do, save for ******** yourself.