Miscellaneous: Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By r1has - 12/09/2016 08:21 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi

Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for 2 hours. FML

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By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By afraidtoburn - 26/02/2012 04:18 - Canada

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:44

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...

illmatic2 16

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:47

It's ok op everybody farts. I did once.

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WickedClownMCL 1

Friday 6 January 2012 3:27

Dude that is ******* amazing!!!

TeenangeNympho 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 1:40

hey atleast you got out of class :D

mintypoison 22

Friday 26 October 2012 11:37

Well like you said. It was "deadly"...

chubbybunny963 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 20:50

At least nobody knew it was you :)

Samba1234 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:13

omg it must be a very powerful fart! Nice that there wasn't anyone who busted you :D

FweakofCydonia 40

Thursday 31 December 2015 2:46

I guess she has a deadly secret weapon then!

TheImaginarySong 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 14:30

Hey man you got out of class. Sounds good to me.

erfyerf 14

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:33

I've done that way too many times in class. It's still pretty funny to think back about it. :3

metroido 17

Wednesday 15 December 2021 9:40

Why on EARTH are people picking YDI? It’s a ******* fart. That is literally the most embarrassing thing you can do, save for ******** yourself.

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