Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Be glad that you don't look like a Photoshopped plastic mannequin.
oliver86 8
say they'd have to airbrush his pants to make his balls bigger. That should shut him up.
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Comments (86)
MoMocakes 0
wat a dick
Ben360 6
Stop being ugly then.
SqueakyBootz 0
What can I say? He's just speaking the truth. Don't be so ugly then.
bailes_o_hay 0
Maybe that was a not so subtle hint to lose some weight and shave the 'stache?
allmidnighteyes 11
Be glad that you don't look like a Photoshopped plastic mannequin.
sarah48_fml 0
agreed! no one is perfect, so take pride in your flaws and tell your boyfriend to **** off.
afroninjashuffle 0
I agree with midnighteyes
chronicfiend 0
Don't you mean ALLmidnighteyes you ******* idiot
Mirorbo 27
Calm down, darling. It was an itty bitty baby mistake. No need to be so angry!~
allmidnighteyes 11
oh damn chronicfiend... u mad?
Mirorbo 27
Yeah. He mad.
SqueakyBootz 0
You ******* dumbass. Learn how to ******* spell
Mirorbo 27
Oh my...so many vicious darlings today...
seanders 10
Yes the raging teens are on the prowl.
EvilDoll 7
yay hormones!
EvilDoll 7
of course my post about hormones gets the post number 69 ;D
ArianS2 0
ok anime person.
chelle_starlight 0
what a keeper...you must be proud...
Mirorbo 27
Smooth.... Does no one think before they speak anymore?
barneyfife 0
apparently not. if those words came out of my mouth to my gf, I'd get the shit slapped out of me and rightfully so! what a dick
Mr_Zachary 0
He probably did it because it wasn't a topic you two somehow stumbled upon. More likely is that you started bitching about how fake they all looked because you're so insecure.
Mirorbo 27
Oh yes. And pointing out the flaws made everything SO much better.
Mr_Zachary 0
Not saying it wasn't a douchey move on his part, but maybe she learned something about maturity and relationships. Obviously he is with her despite her flaws, so maybe she shouldn't be so ******* insecure about herself with someone who accepts her already. Maybe he should have found a better way to tell her that, too. **** off.
Mirorbo 27
Oh my...someone's vicious today!~ There are many reasons why the little darling could have been insecure. Maybe her family teases her over every little thing about her? Maybe her classmates harass her? Maybe she's a very average sized darling, yet her co-workers call her fat? Sure, she's in a relationship, but that doesn't mean she's completely free of being insecure. You never know what other variables in her life exist to make her feel bad about herself if she does.
Mr_Zachary 0
Her insecurity is a by-product of her immaturity, not an excuse for it. As I said, **** off queenie.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, now THAT is just downright insulting, darling! Honestly now! So you're saying that if something is insecure about anything, they're immature? In that case, there's not a single mature person in this world. We ALL have our insecurities, darling.
Mr_Zachary 0
The insult was intentional, so don't act surprised. It's about how you handle your own insecurities that determines your level of maturity - at least in one of many ways. No need to reply further, as you're only embarrassing yourself... **** off.
Mirorbo 27
Funny...I don't feel embarrassed. Hmmm... Enlighten me, darling. What is the 'mature' way to handle your insecurities? Perhaps to keep quiet and let it bottle up inside you?
Mr_Zachary 0
As far as insecurities go, acceptance is the mature way to handle them. There is no such thing as "bottling up inside you", so I'm not sure what fairytale world you live in. Probably the same one in which you're completely oblivious concerning whether or not you should feel embarrassed about the stupid shit you say.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, I just don't worry about what people think of me!~ I already look fairly strange by choice after all!~ It's not always difficult to just accept one's insecurities though. Especially if one is constantly judged because of whatever that insecurity may be (weight, skin condition, fashion sense, personal taste in music, etc.). Who wants to just accept something that's brought up in a negative light?
funzcpl 0
mr. Zachary, I totally agree with you. 100%
honeybee366 0
funzcpl... you look like that person from Germany what was born a boy and changed into a girl. ;)
InDenial 6
Mirorbo - 5 Zachary - 0 I'm loving this. P.S - Darling.
Starfire22 5
I'm pretty sure she doesn't look like that in real life... Unless she cartooned herself!
Mr_Zachary 0
InDenial, just because you're gay too doesn't mean you have to defend Miror when he's wrong.
tizzwang 0
Mr_Zachary people who are insecure doesn't have anything to do with their maturaty level. Some people who are insecure end up with depression and I'm pretty sure it's not because they are imature
Crysta_fml 3
Me thinks someone in this reply chain is just a little bit insecure himself, wouldn't you agree? control issues? I'm always right syndrome? silly little boy he is. also. Darling.
Tempuser117 2
You could say that lashing out at random people on the internet without any provocation was immature. One could also speculate that the angry response and lashing out was a mere side effect of insecurity in their life that they deal with by cutting others down or getting into arguments on the internet. The general name calling and bully like tactics normally stem from insecurities. Just some random thoughts to put out there.
CheshireHalli 19
Darling, no need to throw in an insult to gay people when it's not necessary. :) Methinks you are insecure yourself, your maturity level indicates that if we follow your logic.
DocBastard 40
Zachary, I find it humorous (and perhaps ironic) that you are talking about one's level of immaturity as you are lambasting others for no reason.
penguinazul 13
Because the "adult" thing to do is to tell someone to **** off when they're disagreeing with you. That just screams maturity, right there!
goldiefox 0
I agree 100% with the Darling guy! Zachary of you were mature you would have stopped replying to what Darling had to say buy instead of letting it go you just HAD to keep fighting back!
goldiefox 0
*if* *but* Sorry stupid auto correct!
tati3092 1
hahha wow ur so mature Zachary this is sad! u shouldn't bully others just cuz u don't feel good bout urself! douch
Mr_Zachary 0
*Feeds off the negative energy in this thread, grows larger and more powerful*
cdatribe23 0
he sounds like a keeper;]
blaze_1492 0
How do you add friends? Or can you even do that?
gusgus36 5
wow what a jerk... doesn't he know boys can't say things like that to girls?
yamiyaiba 5
Um, yes you can. Girls need to get over the fact that they aren't perfect. We all have flaws. Was it a dumb thing to say? Sure. We don't know how it was said though. Either way, what's important is that he still loves her in spite of any human imperfections. If he didn't, THEN he'd be an ass.
MaximilianMarche 0
kicking. awesome^
Qluz 3
blaah :( dont let that get to you. everyone has flaw
rustic 0
may I ask what the fml here is?? he didn't dumb you cuz of you flaws now did he? he likes you despite your flaws n is open with you. get over it >.> -ish....>.>