Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a paw slap, then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
Cats seem like fun. Sometimes I think I want one, but then I read the cat-related FMLs. XD
bella_nana347 23
Ew. That's a bit of a hairy situation.
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ZombieSazza 34
Sharing a bed with a cat can be fun, my cat, Cole, is 16, and hogs the whole bed. Right in the middle, every time! I would feel bad moving him, so I crawl up into the tiny space next to him that he's left for me. I love him to bits, but bed time isn't so much fun!
fawndellmaibalz 11
Cats are such majestic assholes!! ?
CaityMandy 10
How big is your pillow??
Khryzis 14
how did you not hear or feel the cat heaving..
nicki2333 8
my cat never cough up any hair ball. I've always wanted to see one.
repKyle95 24
This is why I keep reptiles.