Animals: Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer,... - FML

By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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Welcome home!

By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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arachnophile 13

Monday 26 January 2015 23:44

Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!

Sunflower1919 19

Monday 26 January 2015 23:40

At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!

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kingkobrastrikes 13

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:00

well its better than having them on your white carpet...(happened to me once)

ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:25

You gave birth to kittens on your carpet?

brittaaany_93 38

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:42

Well, this has to be a first.

ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:23

A dryer full of fluffy kittens and warm towels sounds amazing

thatguy037363 0

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:45

Well you shouldn't have left the door open on the washing machine

jess_smith 7

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:55

I don't think it matters if the washing machine door was open seeing as this FML is about the dryer...

gearhead369 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:47

Not really an FML though...... Just sayin'

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:52

Why was the dryer door open, and why the hell wasn't your cat spayed?

Miss_Moody23 19

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:57

Perhaps they aren't irresponsible breeders and had homes lined up for all, if not most, of the kittens? As for the dryer door being open, I open the door and let the items cool down before taking them out. Sometimes, people get sidetracked and forget.

jess_smith 7

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:58

Maybe because some people don't spay/neuter because they want to have the kittens/puppies...they keep them, sell them, give them to family/friends...it's not mandatory for an animal to be sterilized.

xxreikoxx 31

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:57

#41, you might want to do your legal research on Canadian laws. Not that I'm familiar with their animal breeding and fix laws, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did have similar laws to where I live.

yaboi19 10

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:06

Shoulda got a dog

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:31

Who leaves their dryer door open long enough their cat can go into labour and climb in? What if you had shut the door on her? Google cat in dryer and you'll never do that again.

Daevas 18

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:46

Good luck with the kits!

confushon 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:56

Bleach. Get over it.

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 27 January 2015 4:22

and you left your dryer door open why? ydi

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