carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
icefly
Orlando, United States
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
GTR
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
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luciousp 1
The perfect crime.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
report the ************
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Comments (266)
Nightwolf19 0
I'd kick his ass.
doorfloor 0
aqua man will save the day!
cooluc 0
Hey, hey, 22. I had the picture first. Get something else >:[
XTheDesertSongX 17
Jonas Brothers fangirls shouldn't cuss.
jjpavo 0
22 wins
xchrist 0
smart way of making money lol
pm_rod 0
I just want to finally have an opportunity to say the word "epic"......here it goes.....epic crime.... I did it!!
rustic 0
hahaha xD this reminded me of a tv show I used to watch when I was little called "kinnin and kell" (pretty sure I wrote the name wrong) lol in one of the episodes their car also got stolen after they just bought it from the same dude!
JasonJ 5
haha i moded this in fyl tho =
Night_terror 0
Ha ha! 24 spelled "Genius" wrong, but claims someday to be one.