By deerlord - /
Saturday 12 August 2017 21:45 /
Switzerland - Zurich
How can u expect u will know me after few words over here... Just message me and u will knw whatever u wanted to knw..
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Master spy - level Maxwell Smart
You're following 100 people -
Amateur spy - level Johnny English
You're following 50 people -
Godlike spy - level 007
You're following 200 people -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to the next level. While putting my hand under her skirt, I feel something out of place. I look at her and she says, “What? You prefer ladies?” FML
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